The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

(So I picked my word by looking at the front page of my profile and picking the word that stood out most…

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
“You’re never alone with a fag” (WIN.)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
“See the fag, feel the shine” (lulz)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
“I’m not gonna pay a lot for this fag” (PWND!)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
“Fag comes to those ho wait” , bitch

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
“Hand-built by fag” (I guess in meeting someone I like I could forget grammar XD)

6. To someone you dislike?
“If you like a lot of chocolate on your fag, join out club” (ouch)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
“I bet he drinks fag” (and whale they’re looking at the guy I’m pointing to, I run ^-^’ )

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
“Wow! I could have had a fag!” (Or maybe not)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
“Because so much is riding on your fag” (because that makes sense.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
“I’m only here for the fag” (OH MY GOD. Next time somebody is hitting on my I’m gonna have to say that XD)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
“My anti-drug is fag” (cuz when you’re addicted to manga [yaoi] you can’t afford drugs ^-^)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
“They’re waffly fag” (that’s right, bitch. You’re a waffle-y fag!)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s fag” (which is funny, because most of my favorite make-up artists are gay guys XD)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is…
“You can on a fag, can do!” (wtf?)

15. Your last words before you die...
“Can you tell fag from butter?” (I guess if I’m dyeing, I’m not going to say anything that makes sense”

16. Your message to a special someone..
“cleanse your floor without fag” (that’s right!)

17. Title of this post will be...
“The fag that smiles back” (I like that… That’s a new username XD …moment of awesome “the fag that smiles back *in background* fag fish!!)